Bob Walkup’s Top Ten other proclamations:
Mayor Bob Walkup, stated that downtown Tucson is the “hottest entertainment spot in the country.” Here are the top ten "other proclamations".
10) Rio Nuevo was a complete success and it will serve as a model for downtown revitalization projects for the next century.
9) The Modern Streetcar will never be covered in graffiti
8) The Arizona Wildcats do not need “point after touchdown” conversions to win football games
7) Tucson’s abundant lightning will refuel electric cars while they drive
6) Rodney Glassman takes clear positions on all issues and always answers questions in a forthright manner
5) Jon Justice will only dwell on my “hottest entertainment in the country spot” for one or two minutes and then move on without making fun of me.
4) Tucson roadways are the smoothest, widest, most well maintained streets in any city large or small.
3) Che Guevara was a good man and doesn’t deserve the bad rap he’s gotten.
2) At City Hall we call Four Loko “Blackout in a Council meeting”.
And Mayor Bob Walkup’s number one other proclamation:
1) My pants are rarely dry!
